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Whales
Apr 16, 2006 20:57:02 GMT -5
Post by Aqua on Apr 16, 2006 20:57:02 GMT -5
A teacher was talking to the class about how it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human. Their throats were too small.
A disagreeing student raised her hadn and said,"Jonah was swallowed by a whale."
The teacher again repeated how it was impossible.
The student said,"When I get to heaven, I'll ask Jonah."
"What if Jonah went to hell?"
The student replied,"Then you ask him."
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Whales
May 25, 2006 17:59:01 GMT -5
Post by Delusional Dragon on May 25, 2006 17:59:01 GMT -5
LOL!!!!!
Ok that is hilarious right there.
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Whales
May 29, 2006 11:39:29 GMT -5
Post by Aqua on May 29, 2006 11:39:29 GMT -5
Thanks, my friend Beth told it to me, cuz she's obsessed with whales.
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Whales
Jul 30, 2006 20:55:28 GMT -5
Post by jackslittlemissy on Jul 30, 2006 20:55:28 GMT -5
awwwwwww i am it was cute!!
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Jul 31, 2006 7:05:17 GMT -5
Post by Aqua on Jul 31, 2006 7:05:17 GMT -5
haha!
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Whales
Aug 2, 2006 21:20:54 GMT -5
Post by Angiwa on Aug 2, 2006 21:20:54 GMT -5
hey beth! don't take all the credit! i am the one who told it to you! i found it on someones xanga. i don't remember who.
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Whales
Aug 3, 2006 15:31:08 GMT -5
Post by Aqua on Aug 3, 2006 15:31:08 GMT -5
Oh, I didn't know that.
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Whales
Aug 16, 2006 14:10:57 GMT -5
Post by scrat on Aug 16, 2006 14:10:57 GMT -5
You like jokes? What about this... There is a penguin inside a pocket of cangaroo in Australia and the penguin look very sick. And there is a little cangaroo among penguins in Antarctica and says: Fucking exchange trips.
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Whales
Aug 16, 2006 16:47:35 GMT -5
Post by jackslittlemissy on Aug 16, 2006 16:47:35 GMT -5
haha yeah i know i just like it!!!!!
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