Post by Aqua on Aug 18, 2006 21:37:50 GMT -5
Hmm, here's some Ellen Degeneres quotes.
"My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is."
"In the beginning, there was nothing. God said, 'Let there be light!' And there was light. There was still nothing, but you could see it a whole lot better."
"I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it's such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my mother is attractive, but I have photographs of her."
"Just go up to somebody on the street and say, 'You're it!' and just run away."
"I don't understand the sizes anymore. There's a size zero, which I didn't even know that they had. It must stand for, 'Ohhh my God, you're thin.'"
~*~
Oh, I have a quest for you. . .find some more, and post them. Google if you must.
"My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is."
"In the beginning, there was nothing. God said, 'Let there be light!' And there was light. There was still nothing, but you could see it a whole lot better."
"I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it's such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my mother is attractive, but I have photographs of her."
"Just go up to somebody on the street and say, 'You're it!' and just run away."
"I don't understand the sizes anymore. There's a size zero, which I didn't even know that they had. It must stand for, 'Ohhh my God, you're thin.'"
~*~
Oh, I have a quest for you. . .find some more, and post them. Google if you must.
